I know that you are quite comfortable where you are. I've created a nice, cozy place for you to live inside my belly. However, you may have noticed recently that your cozy little home is getting smaller and smaller. That is because you are getting bigger, and, well, it's time to leave. I know it doesn't make sense to leave such a wonderful place full of comforting rocking and swooshing noises, but your dad and I have created a wonderful new place for you, and we think you should give it a try. This new place is full of love and cuddles and kisses, so it will be very cozy too.
Not only that, but your Grandma got you a swing so you can be rocked all you want, and your Nana got you a bouncy chair, so you can be wherever I am, and still hear my voice. You can even be in the office with your dad when he's studying, since you like him so much too.
So what do you say? Will you give your new home a try sometime soon? Please let me know as soon as possible. There are a lot of people here waiting to meet you.