What is the weirdest dream I've ever had?
I'm going to tell about 2 dreams, because I have an all-time weird one, and one that just happened last week, that I think you'll all enjoy.
1. When Jake and I were first married, I had a dream that I was on The Bachelor TV show, and Jake was the bachelor. This dream seemed SOOOO real to me. It was down to just me and one other girl, and I was pretty scared that Jake wasn't going to pick me. I remember in my dream calling my cousin Robin, to see what I should do. She had been watching the show, and she said that it seemed like Jake was going to pick the other girl. I think in the dream I even saw him kissing her. It made me so sick to my stomach. When I woke up, I was totally crying, and I wouldn't talk to Jake. I told him about the dream, but even after that, I was still mad at him for a couple days. Jake didn't think that was fair, but I didn't think it was right for him to go around kissing other girls in front of me.
2. About a week ago, I had a dream that Jake and I were with a lady and her daughter. The daughter was about 4 years old, and they were telling us about their vacation. They had gone to some place like Disneyland, and at this park, there was a Hansel and Gretel witch cottage made of real candy that you could really eat. Here's how my dream went:
Mom: (in a sing-songy voice, talking to her daughter) Where did we go today?
Girl: To the candy house!
Mom: And we got to eat some of it, and see the evil witch.
Girl: (very excitedly) Yeah!!! KILL THAT STUPID BI%*#!!!!!
(she accidently got her word mixed up.) Jake and I were laughing so hard in the dream, and I woke up from that dream with laughing tears in my eyes.
So what about you? What are some weird, funny or scary dreams that you had?