I never understood why women stayed in abusive relationships until I married a man that elbows me in the face in his sleep nightly. I still love him despite the bruises. "Love Bruises", he calls them.
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you pretty much crack me up. I only have to deal with Trent taking the covers, which I don't mind so much here.
I woke up to an elbow in the boob the other morning. It's wasn't a happy feeling.
when i was eight or nine months pregnant, i awoke to bryce punching me in the back.
i feel your pain.
ok, i have no way of contacting you. for some reason, i don't have your phone number or your email address. i hope this gets to you! i still need 4 addresses for your invitations. time is quickly running out. can you help me out?
Yeah- "elbowed in his sleep." Sounds a little suspicious to me. That's like sayin' your kid "fell down the stairs..." ;)
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